You could always try it
April 21, 2007 By: almostgotit Category: humor, jokes, employment, interviewing, jobless, unemployableDear Mr. HR Guy,
Thank you for your letter of April 17th. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of highly-qualified rejection letters. With such a competitive field of candidates, it is simply impossible for me to accept all refusals, however.
Therefore, after careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your fine establishment.
Despite your company’s excellent qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following my dental appointment next Thursday. I look forward to seeing you then.
Sincerely,
Finally Got It
