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Of course, another reason to keep blogging is all the great spam you start getting after a while.

I don’t just mean the sex ones, though there is that. Here are some of my more printable favorites:

How do you do…
The Regard! The Excellent forum! Thank you!
There was merrily!
This simple prodigy!
All the best!

They came and found music, and dancing! There was exceeding brilliance, and also (most likely) Haiku! How much more complimentary could they be?

Hi all!
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And I simply mad about such enthusiasm, and hardly even feel it necessary to correct a little gender confusion. Good lad it is.

One time, I got several in a row like this one, and I would give up half the dictionaries in my house just to receive another:

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Ah, just read it and weep.