Top Ten Topics to Discuss at Lunch
May 08, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: humor, feminism, food, friendship|
Image: The Fine Art Company |
Our kids all go to the same high school, and we meet for lunch once a week at the Gourmet Market Café. That is, those of us who can get away from work that week do so. It’s been a different group each time.
However, as we are all highly trained professionals, our conversation is always on-track as well as brilliant.
Today’s topics, to wit:
(1) How John likes Harvard.
(2) What it’s like volunteering in the High School Guidance Office (and) when you are supposed to call 9-1-1.
(3) How excited Hannah is to be going to Japan.
(4) Whether the middle school should even bother staying open after state testing is over in April.
(5) Whether a knitting club will EVER work at the High School. Particularly in a room that smells funny.
(6) What will happen to Gourmet Market Café’s soup menu now that their regular chef has left.
(7) Touch Therapy: Should a Nurse Seriously Study This, or Not?
(8) How many of us could move to Seattle to become potters and writers and other wild and interesting things before this city (and our families) would even notice.
(9) Whether, if you let your lawn grow so tall that your 11 y-o daughter starts to take daily “how far over the city codes you are” measurements, the neighbors will think you are going through a divorce, will call you with their very kind concerns, and then report you to the authorities.
(10) How hard it should be raining before you leave the Café patio and move to an inside table.





May 9th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Totally LOVE #4 - never thought of it myself, but it makes perfect sense!
May 10th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Love the photo. Which one are you? I’m hoping the one dressed in zebra stripes. …….