Day 9: please help me, Jesus
July 24, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, courage, failure, family, finances, gardens, humor, jobless, stress
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Once Several Times Upon a Mattress

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Once Several Times Upon a Mattress
July 25th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Ah, yes…this photo brings to mind the classic story, The Princess and the Pee, er I mean, Pea….
July 25th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
I think you have in mind the *wrong* classic story. However, so long as I get to be The Princess, I’m in!
July 25th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Have you thought about making some transformational art here? All you need is a sharpie, a large serrated knife, and perhaps a potted plant or two. Oh the possibilities.
July 26th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
You could even doodle a sleepy face on the mattress, or put up a “Do NOT feed the mattress!” sign, or a “get me out of here!” jailbird. Would one of those have horizontal stripes and lay cannonball-like thingies you see on death row?
July 26th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Can’t I just do this?

July 26th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I doubt you could do that now, did you feel how soggy and gross it was after it rained?