Almost Functional
November 20, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, humor, parenting, planning, time management, woodstove, working at home, working mother|
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I’ve had a very small week.
I’ve accomplished very small things, and for the most part stayed in a very small space to accomplish them — it’s been too cold to venture very far beyond the fireplace (I’ve not yet plugged in the space heater in my office).
Last weekend, I met people who ran prestigious small colleges and national museums, won Nobel Prizes, and discovered Hepatitis B viruses.
In their spare time, probably.
Meanwhile, I managed to replace the bathroom light bulb yesterday – yeah, me!
I was determined to get some work done yesterday, and set my list on the dining room table with happy face stickers *and* a clock next to it so I could keep track of the time and not waste it like I do so many days. I had guessed how much time each ask would take, and left lots of extra time at the end, too.
Plus also, did I mention I had Happy Face Stickers?
Things didn’t go exactly as I planned, however.
I couldn’t work in a cold house, and couldn’t just “get more firewood” either, because the wheelbarrow had to be emptied of other stuff first, plus there was a giant dead branch in the side yard which had to be dragged to the curb before I could get the wheelbarrow through anyway.
Plus also the dog wanted to play.
But I got the wood rack filled eventually, and kept the fire going all day too, which made the cat happy (see if you can find him in the Kitty Sauna).

I was supposed to finish some website stuff, but had forgotten to find some of the art I needed. Then my email with art attached failed to “send,” so I had to start over. Plus also the warm- cozy- living- room- computer was dead, so I had to use the freezing- cold- office- computer instead, which meant I kept sneaking back to the living room to get warmed up again.
Then I messed up my daughter’s plans. I took a shower but forgot both my makeup and the stuff for my hair that keeps me from looking like a dandelion, even though I had to give a neighborhood presentation later that evening.
I didn’t even get to the laundry.
I was supposed to update the neighborhood’s database, too, using a spreadsheet one of the reps had LABORIOUSLY updated, BY HAND, and couldn’t find the damn thing.
Anywhere.
Naturally, there are no other copies either.
So I had to practically clean the whole house instead, looking for it.
This morning I am starting over again. I also decided to reward my yesterday-self a lot of posthumous Happy Face Stickers, for all the things I didn’t plan yesterday but got done anyway.

I still don’t have any idea where that spreadsheet is, but I do now have a clean(ish) house!
Yeah me, again!
I’m beginning to guess that this is probably about as good as it gets.




November 20th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I see the kitty! I see the kitty!
November 20th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I’m trying really hard not to think of what paper you used to start the fire with.
November 20th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Ack! Lavenderbay! Don’t even *say* that!!!!!
November 20th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
This girl is really proud of her friend who heats her home with wood. Lazy me uses propane AND a space heater. Not so green, eh?
November 21st, 2008 at 11:47 am
Hey, that bathroom light bulb wasn’t going to change itself!
November 21st, 2008 at 7:38 pm
It’s a ninja! It’s a Secret Service agent! It’s…Stealth Kitty!
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Looks so cozy… and with a kitty too. I’m having wood stove envy.