Confessions of a Spring-a-holic
April 21, 2009 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, blogging, budget, freelancing, gardening, gardens, humor, parenting
So I got my check from Blogher yesterday — $29.28 for three months worth of ads, which makes it all worthwhile when those pop-up ones come up and bug the heck out of you, doesn’t it?
(I’m so sorry. I forgot to sign in and go do the thing that nixes those kinds of ads…)
Anyway, with all that money to spend, I felt a trip to the nursery was finally justified, so I went to Stanley’s Greenhouses and spent $149.47.
Welcome to my sick little world.
I bet Heather Armstrong never feels bad when *she* goes and spends $150 at one of her Salt Lake City nurseries. She reportedly makes $40,000 a month on advertising for Dooce.com. Yeah sure, go ahead and click through… buy her another sagebrush or whatever she can actually grow in Salt Lake City.
$40K vs. a chance to grow dahlias? Oh yeah, I’m sure glad *I* didn’t move to Utah.
Since it was the middle of a weekday when I went to Stanley’s, there weren’t many other people there except retirees and SAHM’s with kids in tow.
And mostly-unemployed me.
Most of the time, I’m glad I no longer have kids in tow everywhere I go, as I now can spend all the time I want agonizing over which color of astilbe I want. But there was one very cute little girl trailing behind as her mother asked around and hunted in vain for the part of the store that stocked wysteria vines.
“Mommy,” the little girl called out, growing impatient. “MOMMY! So, WHERE’S THAT POSSTERIA?!?”
Right next to the asters, is my bet.



April 21st, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Love this. Especially the ENDing [get it?].
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Hey, you KNEW I’d find it irresistible. And your Auntie Joyce thinks you are terrific too.
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:00 am
I was going to say “don’t spend it all in one place” but I see I’m too late …
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Please don’t post so openly about my addictions. Stanley’s is the path paved to hell for me…