The one where I embarrass my 12 yr old
May 08, 2009 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, deodorant, embarrassing your kids, humor, kids, parenting |
I LOVE THIS DEODORANT!
A contender for “one of the more creative ways to save money,” this stuff is basically a giant salt crystal. To apply, you run it quickly under the faucet and roll it around on your arm pits.
Please tell me you did NOT just write “arm pits!”
The weird thing is, this stuff actually seems to WORK. (if you want to read more about aluminum-free, non-allergenic deodorant while also listening to some really awesome elevator music, click here.)
MOM!!
Seriously, when I use this deodorant (which costs about the same as regular deodorant and lasts up to a year), there’s absolutely no odor at all. Not even the flower-y (or SPRING FRESH) smell of deodorant itself. An added bonus is that there’s no danger of turning your tee-shirt arm pits yellow with this stuff, either.
Oh. My. GOD.
That’s “Gosh,” honey. And sweetie, here’s the thing: Everyone Poops.
I KNOW THAT, Mom, but NOT YOU. You’re not allowed!
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May 8th, 2009 at 10:44 am
I had one of those BO rocks… Works great!
May 8th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
My mom has a rock thing that she uses … it’s an actual rock, though, not in a package. I guess that’s the “green” variety of this.
May 9th, 2009 at 3:32 am
Tell the 12 yr old I like having armpits – my arms wouldn’t work otherwise.
I had the more eco rock version but when you drop them on the floor they shatter into a zillion small bits of rock. Now I have one in a hard plastic case like yours. When you drop those, they only shatter into lots of small bits, plus one big bit and stay in the casing. Slightly less eco is a lot tidier.
Wish I could stop dropping things!
May 9th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
You’re weird.
May 27th, 2009 at 3:14 am
Everyone Poops??? Even Queen Elizabeth of England??? Surely not!!!