Weekend Almostsentences
June 27, 2009 By: almostgotit Category: James Viscosi, Uncategorized, humor
Inspired by friend David, here are a few sentence fragments. Can you finish one or all of them? (I wrote all but the last fragment, which I stole from James Viscosi’s book, Dragon Stones).
Or can you come up with even better ones?
Humor counts. I might even send you a prize.
but I preferred the cheese
bitter lettuce, but Gladys did
except for Michael Jackson
Amazon — anyone?
whispered, “I saw them.”
June 27th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Hmm, I guess I can’t finish the last one since I wrote it originally — that would be cheating!
“Who can tell me what regions are drained by the Amazon — anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?”
June 28th, 2009 at 12:17 am
But I preferred the cheese instead of the cat o’nine tails.
Vladimir chose the bitter lettuce, but Gladys did not partake preferring the legumes.
Most preferred to be sanguine about the matter except for Michael Jackson.
Just who was that Amazon – anyone? No, that was my personal trainer.
Did you see Potzo and Lucky? To which Estragon replied in a whisper, “I saw them.”
June 28th, 2009 at 9:34 am
“There was a mouse in the trap. I could have had the mouse, but I preferred the cheese.”
“There was no news today, except for Michael Jackson.”
June 28th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
My disseration was on increasing the protein content of the Wamo tribe’s bitter lettuce, but Gladys did hers on 19th century French place settings.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
are these fragments semi-random extractions from longer things you’ve written? i wonder?
June 29th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
bitter lettuce, but Gladys did
as we all have done, the wrankling avocado
and the frantic moon that Mabel saw
–she saw she saw–she said
the puckered tomato of the second stair
turned
a better leaf and the doubting kale
crushed shall be as a beginning
saleh, saleh
yo!