Time to get another Wubby
June 28, 2009 By: almostgotit Category: Jerry, Jerry the Rhodesian Fridge Snack, Uncategorized, humor, photographyThis is Jerry, the purebred Rhodesian Fridge-Snack. Isn’t he precious? Isn’t he as cute as little button?
His Aunt Mary thinks so. Aunt Mary is taking Jerry’s picture. Smile, Jerry!
Jerry is so sweet, he just brought Aunt Mary his Wubby.
Yes, that is too Wubby. Well, that is Wubby the Second, but we don’t want to talk about that.
Oh, look. How cute. Jerry is giving Wubby a little kiss.
Jerry is kissing Wubby.
That IS a kiss, isn’t it, Jerry?
Uh oh. That’s not a kiss.
Oh, don’t look, Mary. something primal is taking over. Jerry is transforming.
PLEASE don’t look, Mary. It’s…. It’s…
It’s Mr. Gomez! Jerry is no longer Jerry! He has transformed into his evil alter ego, Mister Gomez.
Oh, stop taking pictures, Mary. Don’t look!
MISTER GOMEZ IS KILLING WUBBY!
Please don’t look, Mary. It’s too terrible.
PLEASE don’t look, Mary!
Poor, POOR Wubby. Bad, BAD Mr. Gomez!!
Aunt Mary has put away her camera. Aunt Mary has packed her bags and left.
It is time to get out the vacuum cleaner.
It is also time to go to Goodwill and buy another Wubby.
June 28th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Now I’m sure the internet has too much graphic violence.
Your comments are a delight. Thanks for a chuckle. And now a moment of silence for Wubby II.
June 28th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
hello jerry the rhodesian fridge snack its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that saym thing happens to my stuffies!!!! i think their is sum sort of mass epidemik of defektiv stuffies owt their!!! ok bye
June 28th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Forget Wubby, forget Aunt Mary. Look at that external rotation in the first picture!!! Jerry should be a ballerina!!! I know some dancers who would KILL for that! Kinda like Jerry did his Wubby!
June 29th, 2009 at 9:12 am
You’d better lay in a huge supply of wubbies! At that rate, if he destroys one per day you’ll need 2.5 gross of them.
June 30th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
These pictures are going to make kids all over the world be VERY AFRAID of putting their old stuffed animals in the Goodwill box.
June 30th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Fortunately, Jerry’s Wubbys last quite a while. The problem here was that my daughter found a button and a glue gun and was inspired for some reason to glue a “third eye” onto Wubby’s head. Since Jerry’s Wubbies never have any plastic bits (we’ve learned our lesson on that), Jerry bit the third eye off, which tore the fur a bit so there was a little stuffing showing, and it was all downhill from there. Exposed stuffing is to Jerry what blood in the water is to sharks.
June 30th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
@Deb: you are SUCH a ballerina yourself! But yes, Jerry has a very unusual set of hips. He looks like a little man when he stands up on his back legs… albeit, a man with TERRIFIC external rotation!
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Ouch! Jerry, you did a good job on that one!
July 3rd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
How nice to see you on *my* blog, Jake, and thanks so much for dropping by! I don’t know if Jerry needs any encouragement, however.
July 6th, 2009 at 12:00 am
oh wow, i was casually looking at these pics, realized an epic was being told, scrolled up and started over and by the 4th or 5th pic was crying from laughing so hard. nicely told tale. and i have to say, jerry is an incredibly sweet looking dog.