Fail Spectacularly: The Party
October 15, 2009 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, failure, humor
A microphone, a stage, and 5 minutes. In a room full of fellow losers.
Does that sound great, or what?
I just received this invitation for a party, in a bar, in Chicago.
Unfortunately, I’m so perfectly qualified to attend that I can’t go, because I failed either to live in Chicago or to have enough money for a plane ticket.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:31 am
I didn’t want to fail to invite you!