Almostgotit turns down marriage proposal
January 15, 2010 By: almostgotit Category: humorInteresting comment submitted today from someone who, by all appearances, does appear to be my neighbor David Perkins:
Hello Fans, So nice of you to appreciate my creativity and potential. Lots of types of trees on the place, I like to juggle, play bamboo flute, sit and watch the sunrise and read my mail, feed the birds. If you may be interested in becoming my wife, I invite you to be in contact.
(Comment on Almostgot.com post, “Dave’s Klezmer Band & Sperm Bank” )
I’m already married though, but thanks Dave.
On another note, today’s News-Sentinel reports that Knoxville’s MPC has granted David Perkins’ permission to give music lessons at his home; however, Perkins’ additional request to run a Jewish sperm bank at home, through which he “offers his seed,” has been denied.
So sorry to hear, Dave.
I’m also sorry to have missed Perkins’ pitch to the Metropolitan Planning Commission — apparently Perkins delivered it as a performance, running through the presentation at an auctioneer’s pace in an exaggerated announcer’s voice.
I wonder if David Perkins can tell what kind of voice Almostgotit is using right now?
January 15th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
I have a dvd available of the presentation at the MPC meeting. 865-525-5846
January 16th, 2010 at 10:36 am
I’m not sure, but I think Mr Perkins’ offer the other day was open ended.
However, the only singleton commenting on that post was Dennis the Vizsla who, by his own admission, is nootered, thus being a poor choice as either a marriage partner or a sperm bank recipient.
January 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Well…what can I say, times are tough and I guess we are all looking for ways to make an extra $$ or two! Please tell Dave good luck and I hope that’s not the only activity where he excels.
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Wow, you’ve gotta’ give ‘em credit for trying to make some money.
Mary
February 25th, 2010 at 9:12 am
Selling human tissue, the legal category of sperm, is not permitted in the United States. Providing it for free is permitted.