Thankfully, Susan Boyle seems to be recovering following her recent hospitalization for exhaustion.

Celebrity watchers remain deeply concerned about her, however, because of her new susceptibility to celebrity-born diseases.

Susan Boyle’s condition is known as Celebrity Exhaustion Syndrome (CES). While some medical experts question the validity of CES, most now agree that CES is a growing problem. The World Health Organization (WHO) recently announced that CES has now reached a phase 5 on the pandemic alert scale.

After doing extensive research on the subject myself, I found this informative educational video about CES that non-celebrities may find helpful.

While CES previously has been considered a disease only infecting the Famous, Susan Boyle is a clear example that it may cross over to the general population at any time. Fortunately, Celebrity Exhaustion Syndrome may be avoided by taking a few simple precautions:

• Do not appear in concert or on television. Ever.
• Avoid excessive success, following Almostgotit’s example instead.
• If possible, carry a small animal with you at all times. Paris Hilton developed an extreme resistance to CES by taking this very simple measure.

Remember: while the rest of us may suffer from ordinary depression, drug addiction, or psychotic episodes, Celebrity Exhaustion is far more serious.*

Sufferers from CES often require costly treatment at highly-specialized clinics located in the Malibu area. 

Because of her recent shopping spree, however, Susan Boyle may not be able to afford such care.

Almostgotit is asking for your help. Following the example of such humanitarians as Whitney, Bobby and Angelina, please give to the Celebrity Exhaustion Fund today, and please give generously.

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* Important Note: Celebrity Exhaustion Syndrome, though far more serious than any ailment suffered by a non-celebrity, still carries no stigma whatsoever.