Five reasons why it’s great to be unemployed during the holidays
1. Be a rockin’ party host
Because you have time to clean your house! And time to pull out (and put up) all the Christmas decorations! And time to look through all those fabulous cookbooks and old magazines you’ve been saving for fabulous party recipes!
2. Learn how to solder! 
3. Get your volunteer groove on
And feel better about yourself in the process. You can: help pack Christmas boxes and serve holiday meals to those even less fortunate than you are; be a temporary “Mobile Meals” volunteer to give some of the regulars time off for their own holidays; help put up decorations at your church, or a nursing home, or at your child’s school; volunteer your time, energy and talent for those holiday bake and book sales, homeroom parties, church bazaars — it’s all good!
4. Give the best, most creative, most ingenious (plus also cheap) gifts in the whole history of the universe
Make those amazing scrap-quilted placemats you’ve always wanted to give your mom. Bake gorgeous home-made cookies for all your friends. Or make them cakes. Did you know a local caterer here is selling plain old layer cakes for $70.00 each? Hunt in antique stores (and thrift stores!) for perfectly unique, perfectly personalized special somethings, like the professionally-framed 18th-century French print of a map of Canada that I’ve just scored for my Canadian-born son for ten bucks… (last year’s prize was the fully-operational Singer sewing machine, mounted in a lovely hard-wood cabinet, that I bought for my daughter… also $10!)
5. Sit in front of the fire and listen to Christmas carols, read a wonderful book, and drink spiced coffee. Right in the middle of the day!
Just because you bloody well can.
