Almostgotit.com » embarrassing your kids http://www.almostgotit.com So, kids are mostly raised & I've just gone back to work... Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:59:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 The one where I embarrass my 12 yr old http://www.almostgotit.com/2009/05/08/the-one-where-i-embarrass-my-12-yr-old/ http://www.almostgotit.com/2009/05/08/the-one-where-i-embarrass-my-12-yr-old/#comments Fri, 08 May 2009 14:05:24 +0000 almostgotit http://www.almostgotit.com/2009/05/08/the-one-where-i-embarrass-my-12-yr-old/

I LOVE THIS DEODORANT!

A contender for “one of the more creative ways to save money,” this stuff is basically a giant salt crystal.  To apply, you run it quickly under the faucet and roll it around on your arm pits.

Please tell me you did NOT just write “arm pits!”

The weird thing is, this stuff actually seems to WORK.  (if you want to read more about aluminum-free, non-allergenic deodorant while also listening to some really awesome elevator music, click here.)

MOM!!

Seriously, when I use this deodorant (which costs about the same as regular deodorant and lasts up to a year), there’s absolutely no odor at all.  Not even the flower-y (or SPRING FRESH) smell of deodorant itself.  An added bonus is that there’s no danger of turning your tee-shirt arm pits yellow with this stuff, either.

Oh. My. GOD.

That’s “Gosh,” honey.  And sweetie, here’s the thing:  Everyone Poops.

I KNOW THAT, Mom, but NOT YOU.  You’re not allowed!

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Related posts &  links:

everyone-poops.jpg

Duck Chronicles II (slide show by my 12 year old)

How to embarrass a duck

                        

EVERYONE POOPS

                         

How to embarrass your kids in front of their friends

Want to embarrass your teen?  Pick her up in a car that looks like a hotdog.  (count your blessings, my dear.)

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