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Un-Fabulous Employer: asking for too much upfront

July 09, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Management, Uncategorized, bad bosses, business, employment, interviewing 13 Comments →

Almostgotit & Nephew

Is this guy you?

~The first part of this post can be found here.~

Everywhere I turn, I find advice for the job-seeker. Revamp the resume. Write a killer cover letter. Hire an interviewing coach. In short, it’s all about how fabulous every job applicant must be.

Why isn’t anyone telling employers that they need to be fabulous, too?

If there is a recession going on, and so long as we insist upon using dire, Darwinian terms with job applicants, we ought to be giving the same talk to businesses, as well. 

HR writers, though, seem only to take two approaches.  If not cajoling employees (and potential employees) to behave themselves, they are chuckling with their fellows about how dumb employees are, particularly when the latter expect that “good enough” ever really is.

Meanwhile, I am reviewing potential employers who address me like this:

“Applications submitted without salary history will not be considered.”

Oh, don’t worry, is my knee-jerk reaction. Applications allowing you to decide in advance how cheap you can be will not be submitted, either!

Nevertheless, this also translates into another lost job opportunity, and I’m not sure how many more of those I can afford.

“Submit application along with contact information for three references.”

References up front? No sir. My references are an extremely valuable commodity. As a courtesy to them, and for my own sake as well, I need to prep my references every time I invoke their names, and I’d rather not spend that vocational capital unless I know there’s at least some chance of a return on my investment. I should not be asked for them until I am interviewed, and that used to be the rule. References, once given, can be “spent” by a potential employer at any time, and some lazy employers routinely plow through any number of contact calls quite early on, before they’ve even decided on their pool of finalists.

What if I’m forced to prep my contacts so many times that they themselves begin to doubt my employability? What if a contact is also a current employer, who didn’t know I was applying for a job? This topic of references, alone, is worth several more posts on its own.  I’ve been burned, and I have issues.

In any case, an intelligent employer should do his or her own evaluation before trusting an applicant’s obviously- biased list of references. It’s okay to sniff around. I don’t mind. I’d be honored to work for a smart employer who cares that much about doing a good job search. It’s right there on my resume, so how about contacting my *previous* employer on your own? How about talking to someone you trust who might know me? How about (here’s an idea) actually reviewing my online portfolio and making your own decision about whether my work is good or not? Everyone uses web analytics now, so I can tell when you haven’t!

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Related Posts:
Employers: It’s Your Turn to be Fabulous  (part 1 of this series)
Blind Box Ads: Bad-Ass, or Just Bad? (part 3 of this series)

Employers: it’s your turn to be fabulous

July 08, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Management, Uncategorized, balance, blogging, employment, interviewing, parenting, rules for employers 6 Comments →

 
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Except for a few very good friends, I am currently ignoring online career advice columnists.  It’s not that their advice is bad.  The real problem with such advice, or any advice for that matter, is that it so often fails in the particulars. 

If I had parented my children strictly according to other people’s advice,  they would be sociopaths and I would be institutionalized by now.  Human relationships just don’t work that way. 

It’s not that I don’t seek advice. I have read lots of parenting books, and with one child entering her teens and another becoming a young adult, I’ve just gone out and bought several more; nevertheless, I don’t ever assume there is anyone out there with more expertise about my particular child than I have myself.  And the same goes with my current job search.

Bloggers, and advice-giving bloggers, walk an especially dangerous road.  We can pontificate for as long as we like without interuption, without editors, and more often than not without even getting much feedback. 

We can get a little weird. 

And every so often, I also get a tiny bit cranky, and find myself reminding HR bloggers, much to their great misfortune, that the employer is only one half of the job search equation, even though the employer’s perspective is virtually always presented as if it were the only one with any legitimacy.  Though employers are, of course, the people with the power to hire,  I submit that the actual power ratio of the employer/employee equation is considerably more complicated than that.  Employment is, by definition, a two-party system.  While it’s fine to keep harping on the one hundred and forty seven rules employees must follow in order to be fabulous, the quality of a company depends just as much on the fabulousness of the employERS.  

Management guru Peter Drucker insists that personnel decisions are the most important ones a company can make.  A clumsy recruiter’s own failure to be fabulous will be reflected in the quality of candidate he hires, either because he may not make the best choices, or because he may not attract the best candidates in the first place.  And that sort of failure is far from minor.  It is, instead, a systemic failure that shall effect (or infect) the quality of the entire company.

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Related posts:
Un-Fabulous Employers: Asking for Too Much Upfront (Next post in this series)
Blind Box Ads: Bad-Ass, or just Bad? (final post in this series)

Good News Amidst Some Bad

July 01, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, employment, networking, parenting, polyvore, teen unemployment, umemployment 2 Comments →

My dear friend is a GRANDMOTHER, and if that isn’t an excuse to play with Polyvore.com, I don’t know what is.  

Isn’t she a beauty?

Also, my son has a summer job, unlike most of his peers. According to a recent report in wide release today, summer unemployment among 16-19 yr olds is expected to be higher than it has been in over half a century: only 33.5 percent of older teens had a job during the first three months of the year, the lowest rate recorded since 1948. 

For the record: yes, he got his job by networking.  Is there any other way?

Maybe I’ll just sell cocaine

June 18, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: employment, exploitation, humor 3 Comments →

On the other hand, I did get a phone call yesterday from a woman who wants to recruit me to sell bad insurance products to old people.  This isn’t how she described it, of course, but I did a little research.

It’s a neat little multi-level-marketing scheme, too, with a 100+% turn-over rate.  I’d have to sign over access to my bank account (for credits AND debits), be fully liable for all of the products I sell, and pay all of my own taxes and expenses; howEVER, I could probably  net two or even three thousand my first year alone!

My narrow-minded,  sarcastic little remarks, of course, only prove that I don’t have what it takes to be a successful salesperson for this particular company. 

At least, that’s what MsPodunk235 told me online, because HER husband made $150,000 last year.  AND they got a free trip to Cancun, too (here she inserted a little emoticon thingie with a stuck-out tongue.  Yes, really.)

Conclusion: children sell insurance.  I’m thinking, however, that so long as my soul is required, I may as well skip straight to the big stuff.

Friday Favorites: Finding Your Job Niche

June 06, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Friday favorites, affirmations, employment, humor, jobs 1 Comment →

Proof that there’s a job out there for everyone. Happy Weekend to You!

You may need to watch this one TWICE.

6 Reasons Why You Need LinkedIn

June 05, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Career Transitioning, Uncategorized, employment, networking, resumes, reviews, technology No Comments →

LinkedIn.Com logoSome have called it “Resume 2.0.”   For others, it works as a universally accessible business card.  Whether you are looking for a job or running your own business, or simply want to control what people will see when they “Google” your name on the internet, you need LinkedIn.com

The whole premise works a little like the “Six degrees of Kevin Bacon” game — LinkedIn helps you build a growing group of “connections” — people you know and can personally vouch for — who form the “first degree” of an enormous “network” of people consisting of the friends and colleagues of your friends and colleagues. 

Sort of like the way networking works in real life, hey?

If you don’t have a LinkedIn.com profile yet, you need to build one, and here’s why: 

  1. All of LinkedIn.com’s basic features are free, and LinkedIn will even search your email address books for you to find those first contacts.  You don’t need to build your profile all at once, either, but can gradually add and learn as you go.  There are plenty of online resources about LinkedIn.com to inspire you, too.
  2. The more data you have online about yourself, the more easily search engines will find you.  It is more important than ever for anyone and everyone in the working world to have an online presence, and LinkedIn is a great way to help manage yours.
  3. In addition to your employment history and links to your other business or personal websites, you can add ”recommendations” to your LinkedIn profile, which you solicit from your own contacts.  This is a fantastic opportunity to create a public list of quick, mini-reference letters, and one that is entirely controlled by you: nothing goes “live” on your profile until you’ve approved it.  
  4. Sharing your LinkedIn.com profile is easy, and much less obtrusive than handing out resumes or business brochures.  You can even put your LinkedIn URL on a business card… a tactful way to assure that all the professional information you may want to share is easily accessible by anyone who wants it.  LinkedIn also provides a cute little badge you can add to your other business websites, linking folk back to your profile.
  5. Managing your contacts is easy, too.   Once people are on your contact list, you will receive regular updates or “pings” whenever they make their own LinkedIn updates, which is helpful information and often fun, too.
  6. LinkedIn is a great way to find former classmates and long-lost friends. People will inevitably find you, too: one quickly learns to gracefully ignore “link beggers.”  The strength of your network, after all, is based on the understanding that everyone’s ”1st degree” contacts are people she can honestly recommend.  It is perfectly appropriate, and tactful, to simply ignore any invitations from the high school boyfriend you never want to see again. Yes, really! 

Whaddya waiting for?  It won’t take long before you’ll be a true Insider, and then you’ll be ready for the latest in LinkedIn humor, too…

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My son needs a job now, too

June 02, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: employment, humor, parenting 4 Comments →

He’s just graduated from high school, and all of us are learning a new drill.  It’s hard not to feel like the world’s Number 1 Hypocrite when telling him that “I don’t really see myself working in a grocery store” is not an acceptable excuse for an unemployed 18-yr-old.

It only works when you are an unemployed 45-yr-old. 

After all.  I was cleaning vomit out of restaurant toilets when I was 18.  Which, as my son dourly pointed out this evening, CLEARly made the entire world a better place for all future generations. 

Busted Girl Scout Pleads Not Guilty!

May 29, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: employment, parenting 2 Comments →

I really will have to go to court, because it turns out that a conviction for speeding in a school zone can be as bad for your driving record as causing an accident in which someone is killed.  Even at best, it is worse than driving without a license — and I can see why, really, being a mom after all. 

In fact, in a sort of show of solidarity with the whole “keep our kids safe” idea, I’d intended just to find out what the fee was, pay it quietly, and move on.  However, it turns out that paying the fine amounts to a legal admission of guilt, which carries some pretty serious consequences, both for our insurance and even potentially for my employability.  And I honestly don’t think I am guilty.  Even the traffic court lady I spoke to today told me it’s better to go to court than pay,  so that clinches it.  I’ll no doubt blubber like an idiot, however. 

Poop.  It’s like when your first dishwasher explodes, and then your second dishwasher explodes, and then you have to go out and buy a third one, and pay for someone to install it, when what you really wanted to do with that money was finally buy nice new countertops instead.   I mean, you know?!?

The First 90 Days: More on Career (or Life) Transitioning

April 29, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Career Transitioning, Chapter 2, Uncategorized, employment, encouragement, freelancing, non-profit work, success, vocation, working No Comments →

The Wall Street Journal’s online Career Journal  has continued its series of articles called “90 days,” presumably based on Michael Watkins’ bestseller, The First 90 Days: Critical Success Strategies for New Leaders at All Levels.  Each WSJ column addresses the most critical things to remember in the first days following a major career transition.

There’s lots of terrific cross-pollination here, so if you’re in transition, go ahead and read them all!

~ For more WSJ “90 Days” articles ~

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Related Post:

The First 90 Days: Strategic Career Transitions

Need work? AmeriCorps needs adults, too!

April 11, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Career Transitioning, Uncategorized, employment, jobs, networking, non-profit work No Comments →

I received an email today from an AmeriCorps VISTA leader in Oregon, asking if I was available to work in Portland’s Native American Youth and Family Center. Unfortunately, that’s several thousand miles away! 

AmeriCorps  is not just for 17-24 year olds. Members of AmeriCorps VISTA program are expected to have a college degree or some working experience, and commit to serving full-time for a year. In exchange, VISTA workers receive training, moving assistance, health care, and a $4725 education award. Members also receive a modest living allowance.

VISTA members commit to a nonprofit organization or local government agency, working to fight illiteracy, improve health services, create businesses, strengthen community groups, and much more.   Just think:  You could work in Portland, too.