Multiple Personality Disorder: Very Bad for Blogging
My blog stats are suddenly way down again, and it’s all my son’s fault. Instead of going to college, he should have moved quietly into our basement and taken a job at Burger King.
Really, if my life would just stand still long enough for me to become properly obsessive-compulsive about something, I would be a great blogger. But critiquing celebrity hairdos? Blogging entirely about blogging? Kute Catz? Forget about it.
What I really should blog about is “how to sell cocaine.” That’s one of my top Google links these days. Yep, beats the hell all out of me, too.
