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		<title>Multiple Personality Disorder: Very Bad for Blogging</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My blog stats are suddenly way down again, and it&#8217;s all my son&#8217;s fault.  Instead of going to college, he should have moved quietly into our basement and taken a job at Burger King.
Really, if my life would just stand still long enough for me to become properly obsessive-compulsive about something, I would be a great [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My blog stats are suddenly way down again, and it&#8217;s all my son&#8217;s fault.  Instead of going to college, he should have moved quietly into our basement and taken a job at Burger King.</p>
<p>Really, if my life would just stand still long enough for me to become properly obsessive-compulsive about something, I would be a <em>great</em> blogger.  But critiquing celebrity hairdos? Blogging entirely about blogging?  Kute Catz?  <em>Forget about it.</em></p>
<p>What I <em>really</em> should blog about is &#8220;<a href="http://howtosellcocaine.blogspot.com/">how</a> <a href="http://www.43things.com/things/view/290545/sell-cocaine">to</a> <a href="http://legaldruginfo.wordpress.com/2007/06/11/street-names-for-cocaine/">sell </a>cocaine.&#8221;  That&#8217;s one of my top Google links these days.   Yep, beats the hell all out of me, too.</p>
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