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Summer Potluck for Monday, with Blackberries

July 07, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, blogging, humor, food, friendship, parenting, interviewing, Iowa summer festival of writing, umemployment, polyvore 5 Comments →


Last year, it was a terrific party.  The fireflies came out after we’d done picking berries, and we ate and talked and sat around until we filled the country farm house and sun porch and spilled out into the yard where we sat on creaking lawn chairs.  Kids shot off fireworks while the adults sampled jars of genuine Southern moonshine, the origins of which our host couldn’t actually reveal, for legal reasons…

We missed it last night.

It’s complicated.   The Husband got stuck at a long meeting - yes, on Sunday.  The Son needed to have some staples taken out of his head, also on a Sunday, and subsequently discovered that the Minute Clinic model is, perhaps, misnamed.  The Daughter was very mad to miss the blackberry-picking part, even though last year she got two ticks in the process. 

The Mother just pulled out some pork chops, warmed up the grill, and sighed.

Even though her mother is very maddening, I’m very glad that my daughter is willing to load the dishwasher anyway.

I have received three job rejection letters in two weeks.  However,  I met an author at the Iowa Summer Writing Festival who has already received thirty-six rejection letters for one of his manuscripts, and he cheerfully plans to go for an even one hundred. 

I have some catching up to do.

My amazing brother faithfully reads this blog, and has been very helpful with some of the technical problems I run into from time to time. 

He also periodically sends this English major a quick note when I’ve misspelled something.  Thank you, *dearest* brother. ;0)  

Since I also now have completed my most recent set of interviews, and was not offered that particular job, I can now go ahead and post a response to this post about handling rejection by friend Peggy of the Career Encouragement Blog.  

Stay tuned.. 

How to (almost) live through a flood

June 20, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, Iowa summer festival of writing, Iowa flood 5 Comments →

The flooded IMU

This is IMU building on the University of Iowa Campus, as of two days ago.  My hotel was housed in the upper right-hand corner of the building.  The sandbag levee that I (almost) helped build is the white, wavy line bisecting this picture.  I was (almost) there when the real, actual flooding took place.

Outside the IMU bookstore

This is what the ground floor, or basement level, of the IMU looks like now, after being flooded with five feet of water.  I (almost) bought souvenirs at this bookstore for everyone in my family.  I had to hand over my airplane peanuts, instead.

I also (almost) stayed long enough to see the massive turn-out of volunteers that put in another round of sandbagging on campus last weekend.  Some appear to have come from the large Amish settlements in northeastern Iowa. What’s the story there, do you suppose?  That’s a long ride in a buggy..

I can only (almost) imagine losing my house or my farm or my livelihood in the midwest floods that are still taking place. It’s either too big, or too foreign a set of things for me to think about. But as for the much more specific matter of the IMU building on the University of Iowa Campus in Iowa City, Iowa — now that’s about the size of a thing I can focus my attention upon, for one week at least, and understand.

Almost.

(Images from the UI News Service photo stream on Flickr.com)

Still Obsessing

June 19, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, Iowa summer festival of writing, Iowa flood 1 Comment →

Iowa City's IMU on June 15

 AP image by Sue Ogrocki.
From a story on NPR online. 

This image of the University of Iowa campus was taken last Sunday from about the same place that my own photos were taken a few days earlier.

I remain a little obsessed with Iowa City.

This is exactly why everyone needs to travel.  Reading about a place and the people who live there is never the same.  I wouldn’t have believed it myself until my own first trip abroad: we are intensely experiential beings. 

My current empathy with Iowa is not virtuous, just human.  The midwest floods have become more than newsprint to me only because I’ve just been in the midst of them. In a similar way, my whole attitude about being “American” changed during the six adult years I lived outside of this country, with other places becoming flesh-and-blood to me while America itself receded to mere newsprint. 

I don’t feel like I’ve fully re-materialized in Tennessee yet.  This won’t last.  I expect in a few days I’ll feel local-normal again.  I’ll probably stop caring so much about the flood victims, too, which is too bad.  But I’ve learned that our capacity to empathize with things too far away from our own experience is much smaller than most of us would like to admit.

Photo Essay: the Iowa Flood

June 17, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, Iowa summer festival of writing, Iowa flood 4 Comments →

The river was already rising when we arrived in Iowa City last Monday, after a series of storm delays the day before.  This was the view last Wednesday from outside the sandbag levee.  I was staying in the Iowa House Hotel, which is housed in the river-side end of the Iowa Memorial Union Building (IMU), and only 20 feet away from this levee.  When not attending lectures or meeting with my workshop, I alternated writing funny stories about my family and watching this wall being built just below my window. Who me, concerned? 

The ground was saturated, too.  Iowa Street (above), where it comes into campus, began flooding by Wednesday, from groundwater alone, and we watched water rising — and roads being closed – by the hour.  Those of us staying in the Iowa House/IMU were told we’d have to evacuate by Saturday.  We shrugged and kept on writing.  Some of us helped put little twistie ties on sandbags.  Others of us (ahem) kept on writing, just pausing  periodically to take pictures.  (Did I tell you?  My digital camera is working again!)

By Wednesday or Thursday, 25,000 people had been evacuated from their homes in Cedar Rapids (just a few miles upriver) and we were told Iowa City was next.  Volunteers began arriving in larger droves to further build up the city’s levees, especially around our low-lying arts campus which straddles both sides of the river.  The sight of all those noble Iowans rallying to the cause was enough to make one’s throat go all lumpy.   

Just across the river, the university art museum began to evacuate its most precious paintings (one of my friends witnessed an escaping Chagall) and the library began saving books.  The National Guard arrived, too.

Sandbagging efforts became more and more frantic, continuing into the night Wednesday, right under my window.  I took this photo from the steps to our hotel, while a myriad of giant roaches swarmed not far from my feet.  They looked seriously DISPLACED.

Confession: I had not been filling sandbags.  I had been drinking margaritas, instead. 

Thursday, and the finished levee on our side of the river… 9 feet wide and high.  The Iowa House/IMU visible at right.  Shortly after noon on Thursday, those of us in the Iowa House/IMU were finally told we had to evacuate.  Immediately.

Friday morning, after bunking with a stranger in the limited (and still accessible) hotel space available in the city, and this was as close to the IMU as the National Guardsman would allow me to get. The fresh-faced soldier from Ames told me that the river was now 5 or 6 feet ABOVE the ground here, with only the sandbags holding it back.  With the river expected to rise five more feet, he said the levee would eventually be breached.  It was now too dangerous to be near the levee, or make any further efforts to save the IMU or other arts campus buildings.

My more assertive friend Len (who would ever guess he’s an accountant?)  was able to bypass the Guard to take this picture of our former quarters.  The levee continues to hold, though water is now leaking through.  There’s a piece of paper taped to the bottom half of the right hand door to our hotel… that marks the level of expected flooding, when the river crests and the levee breaches. 

Iowa City is a few miles down-river from Cedar Rapids, which had the worst flooding in the state.  The airport, also in Cedar Rapids, became inaccessible from Iowa City on Friday afternoon, when I-380 was closed to all traffic.  The campus was entirely shut down then, too, including all of workshops for the coming week, and on Saturday I had the choice of either taking a 350 mile detour to the airport (a $500 taxi fare) to use my new ticket, or waiting it out in Iowa City until the following Saturday, when I’d originally planned to fly out. 

It was tempting.  Several of my newly-bonded-for-life friends offered me a cheap place to stay, and a handful of stranded writers planned to continue workshopping on their own.

However, the flood had yet to crest last Saturday, and reports were that I-380 would remain closed for at least another week.   I couldn’t afford any more airplane tickets, and didn’t really see myself spending the whole summer in Iowa.  A classmate offered an alternative… drive with him to the airport 100 miles away in Des Moines and fly home on stand-by, which I did, with no problems with flooded roads at all except when we got off I-80 once to find a gas station.  So I’m home a week early.  Those who remained behind have kept in touch. 

As of yesterday (Monday) The river has crested, and the IMU is now surrounded by water, and much of the University of Iowa’s campus is under water, as shown in this video shot yesterday:

I am terribly disappointed to miss the second half of my long-awaited workshop, of course, but the week I did have was wonderful, and at least I still have a house. There’s a lot of people in Iowa today who are no longer so blessed.

Spinach just wouldn’t be as funny

June 16, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, humor, food, writers, Iowa summer festival of writing, Iowa flood, Nora Ephron 2 Comments →

Adam Smith Puzzle

Image by Bob Janes, with permission

I’m still uploading my flood photos, but want to point out that even when we were being evacuated from our hotel and helping build sandbag levees and watching our plane tickets become useless as the only road to the airport was closed due to flooding, we kept on writing.  

Well, and drinking.  That was for the anxiety.

We talked about a lot of humor writing last week, and one title that came up was Nora Ephron’s I Feel Bad About My Neck. Kroger’s had the book on sale today, so I bought it. Here’s my favorite paragraph so far, from the essay “Serial Monogamy: A Memoir”:

Just before I’d moved to New York, two historic events had occurred: the birth control pill had been invented, and the first Julia Child cookbook was published. As a result, everyone was having sex, and when the sex was over, you cooked something. One of my girlfriends moved in with a man she was in love with. Her mother was distraught and warned that he would never marry her because she had already slept with him. “Whatever you do,” my friend’s mother said, “don’t cook for him.” But it was too late. She cooked for him. He married her anyway. This was right around the time endive was discovered, which was followed by arugula, which was followed by radicchio, which was followed by friseé, which was followed by the three M’s — mesclun, mâche, and microgreens — and that, in a nutshell, is the history of the last forty years from the point of view of lettuce. But I’m getting ahead of the story.

Writing in the midst of the Iowa floods

June 15, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, writing, Iowa summer festival of writing, Iowa flood 2 Comments →

Iowa City/Coralville flood photo
We got a little distracted this past week in Eastern Iowa. This photo from the University of Iowa’s online paper, for instance, is of the street I took into Iowa City just last Monday. More tomorrow.

Iowa at last

June 09, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, writing, vocation, Iowa summer festival of writing 2 Comments →

Keith Laumer Puzzle

Image by Bob Janes, used with permission

I’m in Iowa. Finally.

I’m not sure I will ever fly on a plane again, and certainly want to avoid Chicago O’Hare at all costs. I got there yesterday morning just fine, but only got out again mid-morning today — after having been bumped off three planes and thoroughly frisked by the security people besides.

The Iowa workshop, however, is absolutely fabulous.

This week I’m taking a “Humor Writing” course, and was able to catch up with what I missed from yesterday. We read and listened and laughed our heads off. Our teacher is also a playwright and she wants us to work on reading aloud — “performing” our work, too. I really wanted to go out to dinner and TALK with everyone after and then do some of my delicious homework, but I’m so tired I can’t manage another thing, and really feel like I’ll melt if I don’t try to get some sleep first.