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Baby it’s cold outside

February 11, 2010 By: almostgotit Category: Jerry, Jerry the Rhodesian Fridge Snack 4 Comments →

Introducing Wubby III

July 04, 2009 By: almostgotit Category: Jerry the Rhodesian Fridge Snack, dogs, humor, wubby 6 Comments →

Almostgotit’s friend Deb heard of Wubby II’s recent demise, and came by to deliver Wubby III.  Wasn’t that kind of her?

SURPRISE, JERRY!

Deb is pretty sure that mean old Mr. Gomez won’t come out and kill this Wubby.  Look how fierce this Wubby is! 

Deb did not know it, but she brought Wubby III over on Jerry’s birthday.  Jerry the Rhodesian Fridgesnack is now three years old.  And he LOVES his new Wubby!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JERRY!  

And THANK YOU, DEB!

Time to get another Wubby

June 28, 2009 By: almostgotit Category: Jerry, Jerry the Rhodesian Fridge Snack, Uncategorized, humor, photography 10 Comments →

This is Jerry, the purebred Rhodesian Fridge-Snack.  Isn’t he precious?  Isn’t he as cute as  little button?

His Aunt Mary thinks so.  Aunt Mary is taking Jerry’s picture.  Smile, Jerry!

Jerry is so sweet, he just brought Aunt Mary his Wubby. 

Yes, that is too Wubby.  Well, that is Wubby the Second, but we don’t want to talk about that.

Oh, look.  How cute.  Jerry is giving Wubby a little kiss.

Jerry is kissing Wubby. 

That IS a kiss, isn’t it, Jerry?

Uh oh.  That’s not a kiss. 

Oh, don’t look, Mary. something primal is taking over.  Jerry is transforming. 

PLEASE don’t look, Mary.  It’s…. It’s…

It’s Mr. Gomez!  Jerry is no longer Jerry!  He has transformed into his evil alter ego,  Mister Gomez.

Oh, stop taking pictures, Mary.  Don’t look! 

MISTER GOMEZ IS KILLING WUBBY!

Please don’t look, Mary.  It’s too terrible. 

PLEASE don’t look, Mary!

Poor, POOR Wubby.  Bad, BAD Mr. Gomez!!

Aunt Mary has put away her camera.  Aunt Mary has packed her bags and left. 

It is time to get out the vacuum cleaner.

It is also time to go to Goodwill and buy another Wubby.