Tuesday: help us save it
He respects Owl, because you can’t help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn’t spell it right.”
- A. A. Milne
There really isn’t much else to say about Tuesday, once a person knows how to spell it.
Okay, so there’s a mediocre restaurant called Ruby Tuesday and a mediocre actress called Tuesday Weld. There’s also a rock band called ”The Almost Famous Tuesdays.”
See? Why aren’t they The Famous Tuesdays?
Folks, I think they’re on to something. Tuesday needs our help.
Fortunately, with the aid of an online poem generator, I was able to come up with some new Tuesday Literature that I really think may finally break the fame barrier.
WHERE IS THE LIVELY FISH?
LORD, DEATH!
FALL TRIPPINGLY LIKE A ROUGH TUESDAY.WOW, COURAGE!
O, DEATH!
WHERE IS THE SUNNY TUESDAY?WHY DOES THE ICE CREAM ENDURE?
ROUGH, TICKLISH TUESDAYS CALMLY VIEW A COLD, MISTY SEASON.ALL ICE CREAMS FIGHT RAINY, TICKLISH TUESDAYS.
THE TUESDAY GROWS LIKE A LIVELY VOMIT.
What do you think?
