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DISQUS & CommentLuv

August 20, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: CommentLuv, DISQUS, Uncategorized, blog comments, blogging, blogs, comments, copyright, humor, linking, readership, review, reviews 11 Comments →

Q. What do bloggers want more than anything else?

(1) MONEY!!

(2) FAME!!

(3) SEX!!

 A. NO, no, and no: none of the above, silly people. 

  1. Aint gonna happen — that’s why we need a REAL job, folks;
  2. Dream On
  3. Online sex?? That is (almost) as pitiful as the people who are still Googling my blog to find out “how to sell cocaine.”

If you will all join me back here in the real world, please:

Bloggers want more readers (and more comments,) of course.

One of the best ways to increase reader participation (=comments) is to give readers something juicy in return. 

DISQUS (pronounced “discuss”) is a blog plug-in that encourages readers to leave comments by awarding them with much more exposure of their own.  Readers who comment on DISQUS-enabled blogs can track and archive their own comments all in one place, where they can also edit or even republish them.  Moreover, a reader’s DISQUS profile “follows” him or her from blog to blog, allowing other readers to click through to see his or her other DISQUS blog comments, as well as to his or her own blog or blogs.

CommentLuv is another comment plug-in that has attracted a lot of bloggy attention.  This utility automatically visits each commentor’s feed and embeds a link to the commentor’s latest blog post whenever s/he comments.  This, in turn, attracts readers to a commentor’s own blog while also building upon the latter’s own Technorati blog “authority” and Google-ability.

I’ve not yet had time to adopt either of these plug-ins, but would love to hear from any readers who have.  Have they made a difference on your blog?

Possibly-helpful links:

Wednesday for Women: Goods 4 Girls

July 23, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Eco-friendly, Goods 4 Girls, Uncategorized, education, education for women, feminism, parenting, recycling, reviews, school, teen unemployment 4 Comments →

 

Image: Goods 4 Girls

This is a picture of girls learning how to use menstrual pads.  Maybe this topic embarrasses you, but imagine how embarrassed you would be if you were a young woman who had no access to any kind of menstrual protection at all. 

Imagine trying to go to school or work without such protection. For girls and young women in many parts of the world, their lives virtually come to a halt for up to a week every month.  In some places, the lack of proper sanitation for girls means that school ends for them completely once they enter puberty. 

Proctor and Gamble has a program to provide girls with disposable products, and you may have seen some of their ads.  Proceeds from selected purchases help fund this program.

There is an even better solution than Proctor and Gamble’s, however.  Disposable sanitary products don’t last, and they also cause significant environmental problems where disposal facilities are inadequate.  Goods 4 Girls is a non-profit organization that has stepped in to fill the gap.  Since most of these girls are using rags now, having a reusable, washable pad that is more sophisticated (with a waterproof barrier) may be enough to allow them to participate in school and other activities.   Goods 4 Girls accepts cash donations  or or donations of reusable pads, which donors can either purchase or sew themselves — patterns are provided. 

For more information, please visit http://www.goods4girls.org/

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Friday Favorites: Online Marketing at its Best

July 18, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Friday favorites, HEMA, Uncategorized, humor, marketing, online marketing, reviews, web design 4 Comments →

HEMA is a Dutch department store. With 150 stores in the Netherlands, HEMA also has stores in Belgium, Luxemburg, and Germany. In June of this year, HEMA was sold to British investment company Lion Capital.

Take a look at HEMA’s awesome product page .

Okay, so you can’t order anything, and it’s in Dutch, but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens. This company has an amazing web master.  Even better, though, is its sense of humor. 

We live in a seriously humor-deprived world.  I wonder if that’s one reason we have so many wars?

Cupcakes From Another Planet

July 02, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Cupcake Recipes, Savory Cupcakes, Uncategorized, cupcakes, food, humor, recipes, reviews 8 Comments →


Photo: Fine Furious Life

Now here’s something different: Meatloaf cupcakes with mashed potato frosting. Michele over on Fine Furious Life whipped them up for us, and we have at least one independent confirmation that they are not only edible, but delicious.

Okay, I’ll happily bite, but without the half-bottle of red food coloring, please.

Runners-up in the Weird Cupcake Category:

And over here, in a separate, ”Impress the nearest 8-yr-old boy” category, we have

 Eyeball Cupcakes

Bleeding Heart Cupcakes

Brain Cupcakes 

all from Epicurious.com.   Give me an Eww!!” 

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Cupcake competition

June 25, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, cupcakes, dogs, food, humor, parenting, reviews 4 Comments →

Following our disappointing venture to Local Cupcake Shop No. 1 earlier in the week, my 12 yr. old daughter and I decided to pursue Deb’s suggestion and check out Local Cupcake Shop No. 2 today.  Here’s my daughter’s verdict, eagerly rendered in rapid, time-lapse fashion as she also wields the camera:


 

(Translation: YUM.)

I had a tiny bite, and admit it was better than the other place, at least.  But I’m just never going to be a cupcake fan.  In fact, I think we all just need to face the fact that

Says Ms. Manifesto, who has been reading my blog again.  And on a final note:

Indeed.  Now give me back my camera, kid.

I love a good manifesto

June 23, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, career change, humor, parenting, reviews, writing 1 Comment →

door with manifestos 

man·i·fes·to [man-uh-fes-toh] –noun, plural -toes. a public declaration of intentions, opinions, objectives, or motives, as one issued by a government, sovereign, or organization

My daughter is a master of the form.  Her bedroom door has, for years, been a constantly- changing canvas of proclamations, notices, lists, edicts and declarations:

Ten Utterly Useless Things to Do (including) Making Pyjamas Out of Duct Tape.

Why I Should Not Have To Change the Cat Litter.

Lost: Deadly Bull Spider including How to Catch Him.

Warning: Contents Under Pressure.

I Should be Able To Go to Dollywood I Am Not A Slave.

She makes me immensely proud.

A couple of months ago, I found a website that contains nothing but manifestos: ChangeThis.com, an online newsletter whose aim is “to disrupt the media pattern with powerful, rational arguments from leading thinkers.” ChangeThis uploads several new manifestos a month, written by very well-known authors and business gurus as well as more obscure ones. Recent top-pick-topics appearing on ChangeThis include:

6 Reasons Why You Need LinkedIn

June 05, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Career Transitioning, Uncategorized, employment, networking, resumes, reviews, technology No Comments →

LinkedIn.Com logoSome have called it “Resume 2.0.”   For others, it works as a universally accessible business card.  Whether you are looking for a job or running your own business, or simply want to control what people will see when they “Google” your name on the internet, you need LinkedIn.com

The whole premise works a little like the “Six degrees of Kevin Bacon” game — LinkedIn helps you build a growing group of “connections” — people you know and can personally vouch for — who form the “first degree” of an enormous “network” of people consisting of the friends and colleagues of your friends and colleagues. 

Sort of like the way networking works in real life, hey?

If you don’t have a LinkedIn.com profile yet, you need to build one, and here’s why: 

  1. All of LinkedIn.com’s basic features are free, and LinkedIn will even search your email address books for you to find those first contacts.  You don’t need to build your profile all at once, either, but can gradually add and learn as you go.  There are plenty of online resources about LinkedIn.com to inspire you, too.
  2. The more data you have online about yourself, the more easily search engines will find you.  It is more important than ever for anyone and everyone in the working world to have an online presence, and LinkedIn is a great way to help manage yours.
  3. In addition to your employment history and links to your other business or personal websites, you can add ”recommendations” to your LinkedIn profile, which you solicit from your own contacts.  This is a fantastic opportunity to create a public list of quick, mini-reference letters, and one that is entirely controlled by you: nothing goes “live” on your profile until you’ve approved it.  
  4. Sharing your LinkedIn.com profile is easy, and much less obtrusive than handing out resumes or business brochures.  You can even put your LinkedIn URL on a business card… a tactful way to assure that all the professional information you may want to share is easily accessible by anyone who wants it.  LinkedIn also provides a cute little badge you can add to your other business websites, linking folk back to your profile.
  5. Managing your contacts is easy, too.   Once people are on your contact list, you will receive regular updates or “pings” whenever they make their own LinkedIn updates, which is helpful information and often fun, too.
  6. LinkedIn is a great way to find former classmates and long-lost friends. People will inevitably find you, too: one quickly learns to gracefully ignore “link beggers.”  The strength of your network, after all, is based on the understanding that everyone’s ”1st degree” contacts are people she can honestly recommend.  It is perfectly appropriate, and tactful, to simply ignore any invitations from the high school boyfriend you never want to see again. Yes, really! 

Whaddya waiting for?  It won’t take long before you’ll be a true Insider, and then you’ll be ready for the latest in LinkedIn humor, too…

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Not Quite What I Was Planning: The Book (and TAG!)

March 31, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, blogging, books, humor, networking, reviews, writing 9 Comments →

Not Quite What I Was Planning (book cover)I’ve been tagged by Career Encourager.  Assignment: write a six word memoir.  Other rules: post your own memoir. Tag at least five more blogs. Link to them and leave comments. Acknowledge the blog that tagged YOU. Link to that blog as well. (Rules rewritten to fit my theme. You can also use original rules. Peggy’s better at rules than I!)

A terrific book inspired it all.  Not Quite What I Was Planning… Compilation from submissions to a contest.  My dad sent me a copy.  I have not thanked him yet.  You can buy one from here.   Good review in the New Yorker.   Entirely written in six word sentences.  Cleverly, they didn’t point this out. I’m not so clever, just slow.  

I liked their idea, so borrowed. 

The book is clever, funny, poignant.   Here’s a few of my favorites:

I’m my mother, and I’m fine.  
I was born. Some assembly required.
It was embarrassing, so don’t ask.
I think, therefore I am bald.

My, this is a daunting task. Tried to sum things up: failed.  Advisors say don’t think too much.  I wrote a few, can’t choose.

  • How did all of this happen?
  • More I live, less I know.
  • Clearly I am not an earthling.
  • Figured a few things out, eventually.

I choose to tag these blogs:

Come on now – YOU try one!

Invisible Mothers, Please Weigh In!

March 25, 2008 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, affirmations, balance, encouragement, feminism, humor, parenting, plagiarism, reviews, writers 7 Comments →

You may already have read “Invisible Mother,” (text below). As best as I can tell it’s been circulating online since at least 2005, via email, message boards, and dozens and dozens of blogs — but it is always credited to a nameless author.

Because she’s invisible. Get it?

I do not like to post things without an artist’s permission, much less without attribution. That’s called “plagiarism,” and is a form of theft.

Nevertheless, the hundreds of postings by hundreds of women all happily conspiring with the invisible author to keep her that way is wonderfully ironic, quite aside from the funny loveliness of the piece itself.
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15 great HR blogs you shouldn’t miss

September 05, 2007 By: almostgotit Category: Uncategorized, career change, employment, networking, reviews No Comments →

HR Carnival #15 is hosted today by Irish career-consultant Rowan Manahan on his Fortify Your Oasis blog.

I am particularly glad to see Career Encouragement’s post, “Would you rather stay home with your children?” — this is such a tender and complicated point for me personally that I couldn’t even come up with a comment of my own when she first posted it. I appreciate her voice very much, however!

Deb over at 8 hours and a lunch is also a favorite of mine in this bunch… I appreciate her irreverence and willingness to stare things in the face without blinking.

There’s lots of good stuff here, whether you are an employer, employee, or (oh dear to my heart!) still seeking a job. Don’t miss!